This makes me want to rip my hair out. SAME for so many reasons (I’m sick of Johnlock, just because the actors are in a movie doesn’t mean they’re the same characters from one show, Frodo wasn’t even Bilbo’s child he was his adopted nephew, Benedict Cumberbatch plays a Necromancer/Smaug in the Hobbit so they couldn’t even produce children…ugh). -D

This makes me want to rip my hair out.

SAME for so many reasons (I’m sick of Johnlock, just because the actors are in a movie doesn’t mean they’re the same characters from one show, Frodo wasn’t even Bilbo’s child he was his adopted nephew, Benedict Cumberbatch plays a Necromancer/Smaug in the Hobbit so they couldn’t even produce children…ugh).

-D


Anonymous asked: "I just saw a photo of Benedict Cumberbatch that was scanned from a fashion magazine tagged as #BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH #STAR TREK #SHERLOCK #LORD OF THE RINGS #JOHNLOCK #MPREG #JAM #OTTERS #ATONEMENT like wow can u not"

No wait are you actually serious???

I can get all of it except MPREG

and by “get” I mean I see they’ve posted stupid shit but omfg.  That’s one of the things that annoys me the most is whenever it has nothing to do with anything and it finds its way into the tags.  Like it’ll be a picture of like, Benedict in War Horse, and it’ll be in the Sherlock Holmes tag.  And Sherlock tag.  And Mark Gatiss tag.  And Steven Moffat tag.  And Martin Freeman tag.  You feel me?  Like the very last thing tagged will be War Horse, hahaha.

-D

(((I don’t have a lot of Sherlock gifs, herp.)))


Anonymous asked: "Just when I thought the fandom couldn't get any worse. A few days ago (25th) Ian Hallard, Mark Gatiss' husband said on twitter that he wondered if some fans realised that John & Sherlock will never be a couple. Amanda Abbington agreed. Outraged fans sent impolite tweets to them as a result. I've never been a Johnlock fan and never will, but even if ppl ship it, they SHOULD NOT verbally abuse cast/crew/their loved ones. It astounds me that these "fans" are choosing a ship over common decency! :'("

I saw that and I think that’s what brought us back to this page, hahaha.  I never advocate people hassling them on twitter, first of all, and I especially don’t advocate it when they’re RIGHT.  People are so delusional about it.  I’ve seen posts on here with menacing undertones all “they better kiss in season three or else…” or people will say that they HAVE to kiss upon reuniting.

My favourite is a post I saw reassuring everyone to just ignore Ian Hallard because “Johnlock” is “canon” regardless of what he has to say.  Is it?  And if so, what makes it canon?  Because the show certainly doesn’t, nor do the stories/books, so…

-D


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If anyone still follows this blog and wants to submit stuff they’ve seen that aggravates them, please do!  I have a hard time handling this because I hate mostly everything I see so going through the tag is like spiking my blood pressure crazily!

Don’t be shy~*~ I’m sure there’s shit you all hate; there must be or else you wouldn’t’ve come here, hahaha.

-D

posted 2 weeks ago

Anonymous asked: "where did the wonderful webmasters of the blog go??? :("

We’re all lazy as fuck, hahaha, and that one Sherlock blog came months after we did and sort of stole our thunder.  It’s nice you think of us, though!

-D

(also we have a lot of messages, possibly superold.  So I might go through them.  I don’t even know if people still follow this blog really like…you know aha.)

posted 2 weeks ago

Anonymous asked: "A few weeks ago, I was with a friend in Euston and surprisingly saw that they were filming Sherlock. As enjoyable as it was, I was perturbed by fans who referred to hedgehogs and jam (which I believe have nothing to do with the show) as well as insulting Elementary, implying that stupid people watch it. Most of them are probably lovely people, but I can't help but worry that they let their obsession consume them like that. I've just discovered this blog and am relieved that normal fans exist! xx"

Ahhhhh god no they’re doing the hedgehog-and-jam thing far too close to the actors/crew! That stuff needs to be contained. On a small space on the internet. Or in the lavatory of a cafe or something. 

It’s been…8 months since Elementary premiered and people are STILL carrying on with this bullshit. Man, don’t people get TIRED of hating on something they haven’t even seen? It’s just sad.

Thanks for your message! x

-S


Apparently Mark Gatiss is writing Season 3’s first episode

sherlockian-humour:

You know what that means, right?
Extra gayness
image

why would it mean extra gayness

right

let me guess

its because its mark and hes gay and therefore we can expect to see john humping sherlock right


shakespearevillain asked: "Oh, I see. You're one of those people who gets angry at others for their "stupidity" when in fact they don't agree with you. You like the canon and the Jeremy Brett series and feel you're "babies" are being treated badly. I understand. I've had problems with people who don't take the time to read the canon or watch Jeremy Brett too. However, I don't make a blog to flame people and act self-righteous about it. Have you thought about anger management classes? I hear they do wonders."

lol it’s funny because i’m pretty sure you actually missed the whole point of this blog!! it’s /also/ funny because the mod who is typing this loves bbc sherlock more than any other adaptation. so u no you can just forget the notion that this is all about “GRANADA IS THE BEST ADAPTATION FUK U IF YOU HAVENT READ THE BOOKS UGH UR ALL SO STUPID LOOK AT US WERE SUPERIOR FOR THE THINGS WE LIKE LIKE OUR THINGS THE WAY WE LIKE THEM OR DONT LIKE THEM AT ALL!!!1!!11!”

the PROBLEM we all have, and the reason we made this blog, is the way that sherlock fans:

  1. flame all over other adaptations (i’m sorry but if u can’t stand the heat get out the kitchen u feel me we’ll flame them right back as we please)
  2. bring EVERY other fandom back to sherlock (no matter how irrelevant it is!!)
  3. ruin other people’s nice, innocent posts with their fandom bullshit
  4. trivialize the career of EVERY actor that has appeared on sherlock to nothing BUT sherlock

that’s pretty much the main focus!! suuuuuure every now and then what we post/reblog/etc can extend beyond that but that’s just a matter of flexibility in a blog :3

a blog like this IS an anger management class for people who can see the bullshit in a fandom, see how a fandom ruins…everything? and simply exists to point that shit out to everyone else who doesn’t fucking get it because it’s pretty clear that some people have no respect for ANYTHING that isn’t bbc sherlock on tumblr and that’s pretty fucked?!?!

-H


hamloafs:

The Hobbit According to Normal People:

“I can’t wait until we get to the part when Bilbo meets the dragon!”

The Hobbit according to Johnlock Sherlockians:

“I can’t wait until Bilbo makes out with the dragon!”